Ah, springtime. Time for budding tulips and chirping birds. Time for turtles on the log and peeper frogs in the swamp. Time to head to the desert west for the annual spring RR varmint eradication mission!
Drew laid down waves of suppression fire with his sporty new S&W MP15-22.
"To kill, you must know the enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit- ever. They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote." -Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
Drew after he let the air out of his first rat. Honestly, the boy couldn't have been prouder.
Hours later, the ground was littered with scores of dead rodents.